What do BSUN-made linears, a brand new WEKT silent linear, and Wingtree, of all manufacturers, have in common? Well it’s apparently something. This is your deep dive not just on Keebz N Cables’ latest iteration of their popular Taro N Sweet Potato V2 linears, but one confusing switch origin story growing crazier by the month…

Hot off the presses the second my NDA would allow me to, I’m honored to share a review of the new Cherry MX2A Dummy switches! Believe it or not, these stabilizing switches hold the future for an entire new custom mechanical keyboard building meta and you absolutely can not miss this review…

What if I told you that Cherry’s MX Hyperglide Black switches had been reincarnated bit-for-bit in 2026, but my TTC of all manufacturers? What if I told you they were actually designed from the ground up to be better versions of those very Hyperglides? That’s the story behind the PantheonKeys and TTC collaborations in the form of the "PT Black” switches, but does the reality live up to the marketing?

No, I did not accidentally repost a review of the LICHICX Lucy silent linears that I wrote in 2023. Believe it or not, these aren’t even LICHICX switches at all! This is the deep dive on the Lucy R5 silent linears from WEKT and just how different they are from the original Lucys despite what appearances would suggest.

As crazy as it seems to write these words out, today marks the 6th birthday of ThereminGoat.com. A lot has changed after five full years of reviewing switches but one thing is as consistent as ever from throughout the years - a Meta Update filled with a whole lot of numbers as to how things have gone and a tiny bit of cake to celebrate the matter. Don't forget to grab yourself a slice on the way through this one.

What even is “polyetherimide” anyways? Is this just another one of those made up material blends that BSUN is pushing to just sucker us into buying another tactile switch? Or maybe it’s actually the secret sauce in these BSUN Golden Apple switches…?

While you may think these switches were carefully chosen for this review because of their names and aesthetics so closely matching Valentine’s Day and its proximity to this review, but that is not the case. The Keygeek Muses and their deep dive here were spurred on by an interest in Moyu Studio’s latest addition to the Greek Mythology switch family and if HEX Studio - a new player I’ve not yet covered until now - really knows how to pick the best of Keygeek’s fancy switch materials…

Rectangular stems? Round stems? Even octagonally shaped stems? Who would ever want such a thing when you could have stems in the shapes of triangles of all things! This is your deep dive on Gateron’s new Magnetic Jade Delta switches as the very first keyboard switch I’ve ever encountered with triangle-shaped stems.

I know, I know - I’m a bit late to the party. But it’s still a party if it’s a review of the first ever HMX tactile switches right? This is the deep dive on the Kinetic Labs x HMX collaboration in the HMX Frogs and how they’ve stood up to the barrage of tactiles HMX has cranked out since their debut.

New year, new review, and new Cherry switches. This week, a deep dive on the Whiplash EU x Cherry collaboration in the Cherry MX Firefinches as perhaps the last ever Cherry switches to be produced at Auerbach… or maybe the first to be produced out of Cherry’s new Chinese facility?